I'm sure someone somewhere once said .. it sometimes takes a Jolt to get back into a groove. The groove I'm talking about is my blogging. What was the jolt then? Crunching metal/plastic/aluminum. That sounds like an accident! It sure was!
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Return
I'm sure someone somewhere once said .. it sometimes takes a Jolt to get back into a groove. The groove I'm talking about is my blogging. What was the jolt then? Crunching metal/plastic/aluminum. That sounds like an accident! It sure was!
Monday, May 26, 2008
Dune Buggies
I tested out the roll cage - it worked. Ok, so we just came off a really bug dune and I was going really fast.. then the guy in front of me braked really hard and fast.. and I had to swerve to avoid him, my right rear wheel dug into the sand.. and flipped me over.. So.. I found myself upside down, strapped in, engine running and fuel leaking from the gas tank onto my back. I was a little freaked out.. turned the engine off... scrambled to undo the seatbelt, which was stuck for a while.. but finally got it loose, fell on my head, then crawled out and ran away in case the buggy caught on fire. Anyway, it didn't catch on fire, we flipped it back on its wheels, pumped the tire up with air and off I went again.
At the end, it was pretty sweet driving around, specially when we drove between the camels and tried to scare them, but I guess they were very used to buggies on the desert, so didn't really pay too much attention to us.A good experience, and I'll definitely do it again, but will probably wait till its cooler next time!
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Taxi's
A taxi driver is expected to make a minimum of AED 400 ($109) per 12 hour shift in order to receive a full salary at the end of the month. If they make AED 400/shift, at the end of the month, they will receive 35% of their total earnings. So, if a taxi driver had a perfect shift every day of the month.. this is what it will work out to..
400X30=12,000
12,000@35%=AED4,200 / month ($1176 / month).
Naturally, the cab drivers like people who want to go across town. A trip across town will cost approximately AED 40-50, so 10 of those rides and their day is well spent. OR, pick up as many customers as possible and make the AED 400 mark. Quality or Quantity.. either should work.
BUT what the cab drivers really do is not pick up people and hurry to the nearest mall and wait in a long line to pick up customers from the mall.. ofcourse, every other taxi driver has had the same idea and sometimes, you see 100's of cabs lined up outside a mall to pick up customers... while there are 1000's of people waiting all over the city for a damn empty taxi. Of course, even if you see an empty taxi, that doesn't mean they will stop for you (which they are supposed to do).. the drivers will assess the possible passenger as to whether he/she is likely to give him a good fare or not. I am not even joking.
Everytime I see a long line of taxi's outside a mall, I can't help but question their intelligence. Why don't the authorities do anything about this? I see complaints about this all the time in the news paper, but still.. it doesn't change. Makes me think that there needs to be a change to the system in which taxi drivers get paid.
Also, if you assume that a taxi driver is supposed to make AED 12,000 per month... there are two drivers per car, so AED 24,000 per month per taxi is the expected revenue. Take away AED 8,400 for the driver and you are left with AED 15,600 per month as their revenue per taxi.. of course you have to take the cost of fuel, maintenance and all that.. but its still a darn pretty good profit at the end.. and to think there are some 4000 taxis here.
I have had some good taxi drivers take me around.. I'm not going to deny that..
Why do I have soo many complaints against taxi drivers?? Its what happens when you can't get a driving license without having to wait for 4 months and then taking 20 classes and then waiting 3-4 weeks more, then taking a driving test and hoping the guy got up on the good side of the bed.. so that you pass, because they fail a lot of people here because they don't want the roads to be more crowded than they already are. Oh, you don't have to worry about the above if you are from America, Europe, Australia, etc.
Yes, I am a little frustrated with my transportation situation.
Saturday, May 17, 2008
Been A While
No matter what though, it was a great trip, even if it was very very short.
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Macaroni Grill
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Dubai World Cup!
The lines to get into the race was ridiculous. Some people waited in line for 2 hours, while I had to wait in line 'only' 45 mins because we cut the line, it was still bloody hot standing there in the sun with our suits and boots.
New Diggs
So I finally got out of the Lotus to a new place near the Dubai Creek. Its a lot nicer location. The old Hotel Apartment was really nice in terms of the apartment being very big, nice and clean. But the location was totally horrible. Yes, it was close to work. A 5 minute drive.. if you had a car. Since I don't have a car and had to wait for hours for taxi's, it didn't matter to me whether I was a 5 minute drive from work or a 20 min drive from work. The good thing about the new place is the view..
Another good thing about the new place is the location. I am close to Deira City Center mall, a 5 min walk.. so if I wanted to see a movie, I can just walk to the mall and see it and will NOT have to wait for 45mins in the taxi line to come back home.. ahh.. that is great!
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Holi in Dubai
Oh, I'm sure some of you are wondering what Holi is. Source:Wikipedia
Holi also called the Festival of Colors, is a popular Hindu Spring Festival observed in India
People spend the day throwing colored powder and water at each other. The spring season, during which the weather changes, is believed to cause viral fever and cold. Thus, the playful throwing of the colored powders has a medicinal significance: the colors are traditionally made of medicinal herbs prescribed by Ayurvedic doctors.


Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Dead Slow
Today isn't the first time I have seen this sign at the side of a road. I've never understood the point of it before and I still don't get it. Why don't they use "very slow" instead, or "please crawl". I just think Dead slow is silly.
Sunday, March 16, 2008
March
Formula 1: I have been waiting since October of last year for the 2008 season to start, and it did last weekend in Melbourne and what a s**t show it turned out to be! (excuse my language). I say the race was crap because, if you have read my previous posts on Formula 1, you would have noticed my support for the prancing horse (Ferrari), particularly a rather chilled Finn driving the #1 car this year.
So Melbourne comes around and I am up at 8AM all giddy on a Saturday morning to watch qualifying... Kimi couldn't go to the final session of qualifying because of an electronic fuel pump problem! Crap.. here goes the start of another season! So, even though I was excited all winter long for the first race, when it finally came around at 8:30AM on Sunday, I didn't really care. Kimi was 15th in the starting grid and Massa was 4th. At the end of the race, both cars retired due to engine problems. Both Ferrari's retiring from the FIRST race with engine failures?? That can't be right! Kimi ends up getting one point because Barrichello got disqualified. So yay? I don't know. Sepang is this weekend, we better have a more favorable result!
Shoes: Shoes? Whats that all about you ask. Well, let me explain it to you. When I came to Dubai, I packed light. Actually, no matter where I go, I usually pack light. I brought along a couple of pairs of work shoes and a pair of Puma running shoes - like the one below, but not in those rainbow colors.
I don't really like wearing work shoes when I go out at night. I did it once and they got wet somehow. So my Puma's got a little dirty due to me wearing them out every time I went out! I searched for shoes at all the malls in Dubai and honestly couldn't find anything that I really really liked. So finally, this weekend, I gave up on finding something fantastic and went and got myself a pair of Adi Racers.. I have the same shoes in Blue(!) Here is what I got.. finally!
U.S. Trip: I seem to have a lot to talk about. I was supposed to leave for the U.S. for a short trip on the 14th of March and come back after Easter on the 24th. I was very excited about this as I hadn't been home since the 20th of November. I had my tickets booked, my seats assigned, my meal ordered and everything! Of course, last minute, it all got postponed to apparently this weekend. That was a major disappointment! Its ok though, you live and life moves on. Hopefully I will get to go back next week because I really need to take care of things back there. I won't get excited about going back until I'm sitting in the plane and it takes off! Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Huge car pile up!
This is a road that people often drive very fast on and some of the pictures are very intense. Current death toll is 3 and many injured. The critically wounded could not be airlifted until 11:30AM when the fog cleared.
New Information!
250 cars involved
30 cars destroyed
3 deaths
347 injured!
Check out the following link: GULFNEWS
Drive safe.
Friday, March 7, 2008
Global Village




Wednesday, March 5, 2008
To Qatar and Back

I had to pay a visit to the small Emirate of Qatar a couple of days ago. It was only to be a day trip, leave at 6 AM and get back at 8 PM. I had big expectations of Qatar, it is ranked #2 in the world in terms of Per Capita GDP (by the CIA).
I must confess that I expected it to be a lot like Dubai. It will get there soon, but it is still a newer country, and hasn't had as much time as Dubai to develop and grow. I definitely felt like I was in the Middle East when I was in Doha.
Anyway, I am sure these pictures do not do Doha justice as we basically flew in late because of a 2 hour ground hold in Dubai for fog, got in a cab, drove to Al-Udeid AFB and stood in the sun for a couple of hours, got back in the cab and drove to the airport to catch our return flight. My impressions are purely just first impressions and was probably of a less developed part of the city. I wouldn't mind going back there and checking it out when I have more time to roam around.
Saturday, March 1, 2008
R35 GT-R vs. GT3 vs. BMW M3
Thursday, February 28, 2008
You want ME to do WHAT for a driving license??
The need: A local UAE drivers license
Problem: Should not be any problems at all... after all we are talking about ME getting a license
At Fault: The damn system!
Alright, so the ordeal started when I first got to the UAE in October, 2007. I went to get myself a drivers license so that I could get a long term car to be more mobile around here. I was told that because I am an Indian citizen, I have to get a residence visa before I can get a license. Ok, a little weird, but fine.. so the process to get a residence visa started and after 2 months.. I finally got one at the beginning of February.
Alright, try number 2, now armed with a residence visa and a U.S. drivers license.
Me: Sir, I have a residence visa and a U.S. Drivers license, can I get a local license please?
Man behind the counter (MBC): Can I see your passport
Me: Sure, here it is.
MBC: Oh, you are an Indian citizen?
Me: Yes
MBC: You can't get a license without taking driving classes
Me: What??? Driving lessons??? But I already have a drivers license from two countries! I've had a U.S. license for 5 years and have driven on the right hand side of the road for that long!
MBC: You have to be a U.S. citizen to be able to use the U.S. license and get a UAE license right away. If you are an Indian citizen, you have to go and take driving classes.. Thank You.
What the crap!?!?! ME?? Take driving lessons?? (still hasn't sunk in). I mean, I have never taken driving lessons, if there is one thing I take pride in, its my driving. I've been driving since I was 10!! .. after a while I think to myself - let me at least go and see what these driving lessons entail...
Now I think to myself... F&@# it, I'm just going to have to take taxi's everywhere. Why? What I found out about the driving lessons absolutely destroyed what was left of my ego.
20 classes, 1/2 hour each, max two per day.. so that itself will take me 2 weeks at the minimum. During that, a Preliminary lecture, a signal lecture, a final lecture and a safety protection training course! What on earth?? Oh, and if the lecturer woke up on the wrong side of his damn bed, or is having a crap day and decides to fail ME(!) on a lesson, I have to start all over again!
The best is yet to come, first problem, I will have to wait a minimum of 3 months to get on the list to be able to get into a class. 3 months??? And then take driving LESSONS??! Then, after all this, I find out how much it will cost... AED 2,000!! That is $544.95!! For a drivers license??? Are you freaking kidding me? I am NOT paying that much and going through all that to drive here! I'm going to take taxi's everywhere. I can't believe I just said that. Damn it all!
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Travel Map
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Tuesday, February 26, 2008
RIP HD-DVD
The final few 'nails' in HD-DVD's coffin have been driven. On February 19th, 2008, Toshiba made an official announcement that the company would no longer develop, manufacture or develop HD-DVD products. Today, Microsoft slashed prices of its HD-DVD player from $129.99 to $49.99. Ouch.I guess I'm going to have to go and buy myself a PS3 now that we know who won the format war. This might actually help boost the sales of the PS3.
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Mannequins Banned
Personally, I'd be more worried about the effect of headless human like mannequins on children, but thats just me. It will also be interesting to see how they dress up mannequins that do not resemble human beings.
Not Allowed
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Sunday to Thursday
So why is the work week Sunday through Thursday in most Muslim countries? I don't know yet, but I shall find out. I would at least like to find out why I am sitting in the office on a Sunday the next time I'm here.
Saturday, February 16, 2008
Shopping Festival
There are positive aspects of the Dubai Shopping festival, prize give aways, I've been reading of the number of people who have gone shopping and come home with bars of solid gold, or cars, or houses, tv's, trips, etc etc. Needless to say, I have never won anything. It could also be because I have not been hanging around at the malls increasing my chances of winning. I doubt very much that I am going to win one of these great prizes by sitting at home.
There is also the vast number of concerts, performances, shows, fireworks displays that come along with the DSF. I love fireworks.. so I did venture to the mall with my camera for the sole purpose of taking some pictures of the fireworks show. I have always wanted to take pictures of one, but have never been at the right place at the right time. I did manage a few pictures of the fireworks, being my first time, I was a little shaky, but there is always next time to improve.
What are the bad parts of the DSF?? Crowds, 1000's upon 1000's of people come to Dubai from all over the world with one sole purpose in life - to shop till they drop! Why just last week I got up at my usual waking time, got ready and walked into the coffee shop to get my usual breakfast. What I saw and heard, gave me a heart attack and ruined my desire to eat at the same time, and let me tell you, it isn't easy to make me not want to eat. There were 180 middle aged women (I say middle aged because I searched for the young ones) all wearing bright red shouting, screaming, laughing and generally unable to contain their excitement of being in Dubai for the Shopping festival. Apparently some software company that was based in India decided it would be a great idea to let all their women employees and the wife's of their male employees and their mothers, sisters, aunts, etc etc to go on an all expense (except for the shopping) paid trip to Dubai! As luck would have it, they decided to settle in at the same hotel I stay at, what bloody luck! It took 4 large charter buses to take the group to the mall.
Then there is the issues with taxi's. I am going to need an entirely different post on taxi's, but let me just say that it is impossible to get a taxi in Deira (where I stay) during the shopping festival, so I hate it already. What is the point of going to the mall, when it takes you an hour to get a cab, and once you are done shopping at the mall, you realise that you have to wait 2 hours in a line for taxi's to come back home. Not my cup of tea. So there you have it, a short breif account of the shopping festival.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
The travails of single South Indian men of conservative upbringing ...
Yet another action packed weekend in Mumbai, full of fun, frolic and introspection. I have learnt many things. For example having money when none of your friends have any is as good as not having any. And after spending much time in movie theaters, cafes and restaurants I have gathered many insights into the endless monotony that is the love life
of south Indian men. What I have unearthed is most disheartening.
Disheartening because comprehension of these truths will not change our status anytime soon. However there is also cause for joy. We never stood a chance anyway. What loads the dice against virile, gallant, well educated, good looking, sincere Mallus (From Kerala) and Tams? (From Tamil Nadu) (Kanadus (From Karnataka) were once among us, but
Our futures are shot to hell as soon as our parents bestow upon us names that are anything but alluring. I cannot imagine a more foolproof way of making sure the child
remains single till classified advertisements or that maternal uncle in
Name him "Parthasarathy Venkatachalapthy" and his inherent capability to combat celibacy is obliterated before he could even talk. He will grow to be known as Partha. Before he knows, his smart, seductively named Northy classmates start calling him Paratha (Indian Bread). No woman in their right minds will go anyway near poor Parthasarathy. His investment banking job doesn't help either. His employer loves him though. He has no personal life you see.
By this time the Sanjay Singhs and Bobby Khans from his class have small businesses of their own and spend 60% of their lives in discos and pubs. The remaining 40% is spent coochicooing with leather and denim clad muses in their penthouse flats on
After all with a name like Blossom Babykutty he can't use his 30000 salary anywhere. Blossom gave up on society when in school they automatically enrolled him for Cookery Classes. Along with all the girls.
Yes my dear reader, nomenclature is the first nail in a coffin of neglect and hormonal pandemonium. In a kinder world they would just name the poor southern male child and throw him off the balcony. "Yes Appa we have named him Goundamani..." THUD. Life would have been less kinder to him anyway.
If all the women the Upadhyays, Kumars, Pintos and, god forbid, the Sens and Roys in the world have met were distributed amongst the Arunkumars, Vadukuts and Chandramogans we would all be merry Casanovas with 3 to 4 pretty things at each arm. But alas it is not to be. Of course the south Indian women have no such issues. They have names which are like sweet poetry to the ravenous northie hormone tanks. Picture this: "Welcome, and this is my family. This is my daughter Poorni (what a sweet name!!)
and my son Ponnalagusamy (er.. hello..). ." Cyanide would not be fast enough for poor Samy. Nothing Samy does will help him. He can pump iron, drive fast cars and wear snazzy clothes, but against a braindead dude called Arjun Singhania he has as much chance of getting any as a Benedictine Monk in a Saharan Seminary.
Couple this with the other failures that have plagued our existence. Any attempt at spiking hair with gel fails miserably. In an hour I have a crown of greasy, smelly fibrous mush. My night ends there. However the Northy just has to scream "Wakaw!!!" and you have to peel the women off him to let him breathe.
In a disco while we can manage the medium hip shake with neck curls, once the Bhangra starts pumping we are as fluid as cement and gravel in a mixer. Karan Kapoor or Jatin Thapar in the low cut jeans with chaddi strap showing and see through shirt throws his elbows perfectly, the cynosure of all attention.
The women love a man who digs pasta and fondue. But why do they not see the simple pleasures of curd rice and coconut chutney? When poor Senthilnathan opens his tiffin box in the office lunchroom his female coworkers just disappear when they see the tamarind rice and poppadums. They have all rematerialized around Bobby Singh who has ordered in Pizza and Garlic bread. (And they have the gall to talk of foreign origin.)
How can a man like me brought up in roomy lungis and oversized polyester shirts ever walk the walk in painted on jeans (that makes a big impression) and neon yellow rib hugging t shirts? All I can do is don my worn "comfort fit" jeans and floral shirt. Which is pretty low on the Look at me lady" scale, just above fig leaf skirt and feather headgear
a la caveman, and a mite below Khakhi Shirt over a red t-shirt and baggy khakhi pants and white trainers a la Rajni in "Badshah".
Sociologically too the tam or mallu man is severely sidelined. An average tam stud stays in a house with, on average, three grandparents, three sets of uncles and aunts, and over 10 children. Not the ideal atmosphere for some intimacy and some full throated "WHOSE YOUR DADDY!!!" at the 3 in the morning. The mallu guy of course is almost always in the Gulf working alone on some onshore oil rig in the desert. Rheumatic elbows me thinks.
Alas dear friends we are not just meant to set the nights on fire. We are just not built to be "The Ladies Man". The black man has hip hop, the white man has rock, the southie guy only has idlis and tomato rasam or an NRI account in South Indian Bank Ernakulam Branch. Alas as our destiny was determined in one fell swoop by our nomenclature, so will our future be.
A nice arranged little love story. But the agony of course does not end there. On the first night, as the stud sits on his bed finally within touching distance and whispers his sweet desires into her delectable ear, she blushes, turns around and whispers back "But Amma has said only on second saturdays..."
Monday, January 21, 2008
Rain in the Desert
That being said, the UAE recently received a little more rainfall than they planned. I returned to Dubai on the 15th of January from India to a very stormy, cloudy and bumpy landing at Dubai Airport. Usually, when you land in Dubai, its just clear skies (maybe some dust) and a very smooth landing, but not this time. I was actually excited because believe it or not, I missed the rain. I hadn't seen any rain since October (Oregon, where else).
Got out of the aircraft, went through immigration, collected my bags and saw that the airports roof was leaking water in several places! It was kind of ironic that such a modern airport had a problem that no one knew about until it started raining. Then came the roads, which were absolutely flooded. The drainage system completely failed and all the roads were water logged.
So how much rain did Dubai get? Remember Abu Dhabi and Dubai get an average annual rainfall of 43mm (1.7in) with the average for January being 17mm (0.6in). In the few days in January, Dubai had 105mm (4.15in) of rain!
The rains caused very heavy traffic everywhere and also resulted in over 800 accidents!
Here are some pictures from the Gulfnews website:





All the water drained away in about 4 days leaving behind a cleaner looking city. I guess there was some good use.
To India and back - twice
Of Course, it was a little bit of a downer to go from such modes of transportation to cattle class on a B777, which isn't all that bad, but still doesn't compare to sitting in the jump seat in the cockpit of a G4 during take off, or relaxing on the couch on the aircraft fully stretched out.
The Auto-Rickshaw - The Bane of any drivers existence
The 'Non-Auto' Rickshaw
Colors
Banana's and Sugar Cane's Anyone?
What about beetel nut leaves?
A kolam at our neighbors house
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kolam




